Mum bday

Today early morning ....

Mum and Dad jus bac from StarShip....(Casino lai eh )

as i know....Mum got win a lot...

so she gave me .8k as poket money.....( if she always go i ma become millionaire)

wahahah....

but story start now

Mum : Kia(Son)...you know yesterday is ma bday??

Steve : Har...Oh....Happy birthday mum....

Mum : you all bo sim eh .... yesterday i wait whole day no body come and say happy birthday to me...

Mum : some more i made red eggs( as we know....red eggs is for bday ) and let you eat

Mum : no body ...no body come and say happy birtday to me...

Mum : and bring me eat ho liao... sad lo....damn sad...

Mum : some more win money need to give to ma boy....

Mum : but he didnt say anything...

Steve : mum...happy birthday (again)..

Mum : see ....now only say.... you all really dunno ....that old guy (ma dad) i marry him for so many year also dunno....

Steve : He bo sim ma (X)).... but how i know lei ...i know english one ma( normally write over IC)

Mum : you also eh ah .... go ask la....english one is on that Cheng Beng ... how to celebrate lei...

Mum : That nite i go play the bday song for myself some more give you scold...sad lo...

Steve : no la....ppl studying some more you come and play the !@#$%^&* song....( that nite i got check her IC, so i know) ok la mum

I stand up and give my mum a big hug ( i always did eh, skill lai eh )

Steve : Happy birthday mum, go and get some sleep now( last nite she gamble whole nite eh ...ma mum keng lei)

Mum : Hana hana...you also go class la...

Steve : Nite (yeah....ah bo sure kena scold till cry eh ...)

The End

* if your mum or your dad did something that he or she never did....beware....sure got something going to happen...wahahah.....